Photo essay: A humorous guide to Tokyo

After spending many long, hysteric hours of editing and selecting photos for our eBook The Model's Guide to Tokyo, we came up with some honest, unfiltered captions that we felt compelled to share. The eBook is released today and we'd love for you to celebrate with us!

Grab your roommate, some onigiri, and enjoy!

Omotesando Hills shopping centre    - Get used to people staring at you. Is it awe? Disgust? You'll never know.

Omotesando Hills shopping centre - Get used to people staring at you. Is it awe? Disgust? You'll never know.

Family Mart    - Where you will spend 50% of your time and pocket money. 

Family Mart - Where you will spend 50% of your time and pocket money. 

Harajuku    - At least one of your roommates will spend all their pocket money here and will subsequently survive off of ¥1000 ($10 USD) for 3-4 days. Fun fact: Great sales in July

Harajuku - At least one of your roommates will spend all their pocket money here and will subsequently survive off of ¥1000 ($10 USD) for 3-4 days. Fun fact: Great sales in July

Symmetrical Omotesando    - Wes Anderson, eat your heart out 

Symmetrical Omotesando - Wes Anderson, eat your heart out 

Don Quijote store   - No one likes your crappy souveniers and do you   really   need another box of chopsticks? No.

Don Quijote store - No one likes your crappy souveniers and do you really need another box of chopsticks? No.

Dog-baby      - You get used to it

Dog-baby - You get used to it

Onigiri    - #modeldiet

Onigiri - #modeldiet

Harajuku    - Burlesque and crepes, a natural combination

Harajuku - Burlesque and crepes, a natural combination

Shibuya    crossing    - A real life version of Frogger

Shibuya crossing - A real life version of Frogger

Temples    - #shitwhitemodelslike

Temples - #shitwhitemodelslike

' Maman' giant spider sculpture    - To make Aussie models feel right at home

'Maman' giant spider sculpture - To make Aussie models feel right at home

In Roppongi Hills    - Fucking flowers.

In Roppongi Hills - Fucking flowers.

The Model's Guide to Tokyo is available now for purchase on Amazon.

Note: This photo essay was written satirically and is not to be taken seriously. 

All images by Natalia Zurowski for The Business Model

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